Tuesday, August 22, 2006
lame. :]
A girl asks her boyfriend to come
over
Friday night
and have dinner with her parents. Since this is
such a
big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend
that
after dinner, she would like to go out and make
love
for the first time.
* * * * * * * * *
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had
sex
before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to
get
some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his
first time and
the pharmacist helps the boy for about an
hour.
He tells the boy everything there is to know
about
condoms and
sex.
* * * * * * * * *
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy
how
many
condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or
family
pack. The boy insists on the family pack
because
he
thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first
time
and all.
* * * * * * * * *
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's
parents
house and meets his girlfriend at the door.
"Oh, I'm
so excited for you to meet my parents, come on
in!"
* * * * * * * * *
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner
table
where the girl's parents are seated. The boy
quickly
offers to say grace and bows his head.
* * * * * * * * *
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in
prayer,
with his head down.
* * * * * * * * *
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from
the
boy.
* * * * * * * * *
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down,
the
girlfriend leans over and whispers to the
boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this
religious."
* * * * * * * *
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no
idea
your
father was a pharmacist."
